Pizza

I was watching this TV show called Pizza yesterday night. So funneee!!! It's about a bunch of ethnic guys in a pizza shop on a pilgrimage to the home of the original pizza. They bought these cheap tickets, so they ended up having stopovers in Tokyo, LA, Las Vegas, and Rome before finally reaching Napoli. (Really now?)

You have Pauly, the leader of the band; Rocky, his partner in crime; and Toula, their friend's girlfriend. All Rocky and Pauly talk about is "chicks." All Toula wants are 24-hour buffets and her Habib. Every once in a while, Rocky would say, "C'mon, mayt!" And Toula says, "Omigawd! Omigawd!" whenever she's excited (or hungry). She's so gullible, the two guys take turns making fun of her.

I missed the LA episode, but the Tokyo and Las Vegas ones are downright hilarious. In Tokyo, they interview the passengers in jampacked trains, and they try their luck picking up chicks at the bars. When this fails, they sing their hearts out in a karaoke joint, thinking this is how you get chicks to come to you in Tokyo. No such thing. In LA, they have target practice with Osama and Saddam, go to bodyguard school with MJ's former bodyguard, got married Britney-style, and captured a strip-dancer in action using a spy camera.

Next week, Roma.